One Liners before Killing Evil.


Today’s ridiculously awesome competition is inspired by all the gore action horror movies in the vein of Evil Dead 1 and 2 and The Army of Darkness. Before our heroic protagonist sends back a demon to hell, or decapitates a zombie, he drops a one liner of epic proportions such as:

“Buckle up, bonehead, ’cause you’re goin’ for a ride.” Before he launches an Undead of a Catapult.


“Good… bad… I’m the guy with the gun.” Before he shoots an Undead with a sawed off shotgun.

Or even

“Say hello to your Mother, in hell.” Before kicking a demon into a fiery pit.

  • Enter as many times as you like.
  • Feel free to be as creative as possible; it does not have to fit in the vein of any movie out there.
  • First Prize: $20 Store Credit
  • Winners announced Friday
  • Comp closes Friday 10am